The Glass Ceiling
Michael DeMaria
Michael DeMaria is a California-born human male who now makes his home in Vancouver, BC. In addition to being a Co-President of UBCimprov, Michael can be seen performing in and around Vancouver with the likes of Instant Theatre, the Who-Tang Clan and NBA Hall of Famer Michael Jordan. He will someday earn the approval of his father, but today is not that day.
Max Montesi
Endless fist, raining down up mushy feeble face.
Alex Thorton
Thinks he's too good to write a bio.
Jordan Moore
Jordan's been told his most striking feature is his sky blue eyes. Or possibly his well-defined but perfectly proportioned nose. That or his supple, red lips. He improvises. You should too.
Elliot Cudmore
Elliot Cudmore likes to keep things short and simple.
Nir Av-Gay
Nir is a bad person. Has no ethical standards or moral empathy and he always smells bad. Even his "friends" don't really like him. Take this quote from Noah Goldenberg on November 20th 2011, "I hate Nir he is awful and smells bad." Kidding. Nir's actually pretty OK once you get to know him. He is very happy to be involved with UBCimprov.
Roy Pat
My name is Roy and I have no middle name. My last name is Pat and I have no middle name. People call me Pat instead of calling me Roy and my entire name consists of 6 letters and two syllables. My name is Roy and I have no middle name.
Naomi Vogt
Naomi Vogt hopes to make a huge splash at this year's debutante ball. She is officially eligible for marriage and happily anticipating the advances of potential beaux. Though she has been criticized for a somewhat unladylike demeanor, she has many redeeming qualities, such as a charming obsession with Alex Trebek. She plans to wed a suitable bachelor immediately, so if you wish to become one of Naomi's gentleman callers, please contact her father, Mr. Tom Tarlingon, at his plantation. Her dowry is sizable.
Noah Goldenberg
Noah really likes fun, happiness, excitement, laughing, jokes, animals (including but not limited to cats, dogs, polar bears, dolphins, reptaur) movies, television, balls of yarn, baseball, jewish tradition, Nir Av-Gay, Frank Sinatra, and Captain America. He doesn't like people that use they term "ironic" incorrectly.
Andrew Christoffel
Maria paulo agnus
agnus paulo minus agnus
Maria paulo agnus
quarum lana alba sicut nix.
Et ubique Maria ivit,
Venit Maria, Maria abiit
Et ubique Maria ivit,
agnus certus ire erat.
agnus paulo minus agnus
Maria paulo agnus
quarum lana alba sicut nix.
Et ubique Maria ivit,
Venit Maria, Maria abiit
Et ubique Maria ivit,
agnus certus ire erat.
