dwayne   "the john"  bombson

sonja jacobsen

Sonja Jacobsen is about as desperate as a Tickle Me Elmo doll.

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amy shandro

Amy always carbonates her milk with her SodaStream™️. 

Cereal has never been the same.

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Mohamed  Mahamoor

While still a boy, Abraham Lincoln loses his mother to a vampire's bite. He vows revenge, but fails in the attempt, narrowly escaping with his life. He is rescued by Henry (Dominic Cooper), a charismatic vampire hunter who instructs Abe in the fine art of dispatching bloodsuckers. Abe (Benjamin Walker) continues his fight against the undead well into adulthood and his presidency, making a last stand against the ultimate vampire foe (Rufus Sewell) on the eve of the Civil War's defining battle.

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aidan  olley

Aidan takes solace in the fact that he will forever and always be a Good Boi™

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noa  Kozulin

Noa taste tests chocolate milk. Currently the standings of best to worst milk are...
1. avalon
2. kirkland
3. dairyland
4. milk 2 go
5. yoohoo

hit her up if you disagree

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nathan  hare

Nathan's greatest achievement was playing salesgirl number 2 in his high school production of Legally Blonde, CHECK IT OUT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cleiHJo2kLI

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aidan  parker

"How is it you manage to drink during the day?"

"Practice."

-Churchill
--Gary Oldman
---Aidan Parker
           
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koby  braidek

Koby is happy to be returning to imagination land for his second year with UBCI. He’s always enjoyed participating in low stress comedic activities such as improv, and is constantly thrilled by its lack of required preparation or excessive effort. He also appreciates the absence of serious concern or real-life stakes within improv, seizing this opportunity to do things that would typically be considered ludicrous in a university setting.

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Dide  su  bilgin

# can(did)...can(done)

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Coach: jill  lockley

jill: an international woman of mystery.

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