Yoko Oh Yeah
Afrothiti Yannitsos
afrothiti can't even right now . That's all you need to know
Ian Thompson
If you google ‘”Ian Thompson”, you just get pictures of old white men. The only way to actually find this Ian Thompson is to google “Ian Thompson Improv” which takes you to this page. In light of this, Ian would like to take the opportunity to talk to potential employers who are googling him to find condemning and personal information on him:
Ian Thompson is a driven and talented student with a passion for solving new and exciting problems. When he isn’t in the lab working on the cure for world hunger or helping out down at the combo SPCA-Soup Kitchen, he can be found exploring his love for the outdoors – just last year he finally summited Mount Everest! He has always had an amazing passion for [What your company does] and he is very excited to pursue it at [Your Company]. He looks forward to getting in touch about salary and vacation time soon!
Ian is looking forward to his second year performing with UBC Improv, and to rolling in a pile of sweet, sweet job offers.
Ian Thompson is a driven and talented student with a passion for solving new and exciting problems. When he isn’t in the lab working on the cure for world hunger or helping out down at the combo SPCA-Soup Kitchen, he can be found exploring his love for the outdoors – just last year he finally summited Mount Everest! He has always had an amazing passion for [What your company does] and he is very excited to pursue it at [Your Company]. He looks forward to getting in touch about salary and vacation time soon!
Ian is looking forward to his second year performing with UBC Improv, and to rolling in a pile of sweet, sweet job offers.
Maddy Rafter
Madison Rafter's bio is a magical thing. It has plenty of words, letters, sentences, and punctuation. This bio has been a bio for approximately 11 seconds. It has won many awards and is a big deal in the bio community. Ever since its birth inside a computer in the Irving Library, this bio has been a bio and hasn't stopped since. This bio loves what it does and couldn't have gotten to where it is today without the endless support of its friends and family. Bio is so grateful to be able to do what it loves doing. Bio thanks you, and insists its fans are the real superstars.
Sajan Gill
Sajan Gill
Height: 5' 11 and 1/2"
Weight: 70.3 kg
Handed: Right
Position: Any
Status: Healthy
Last 5 Games:
Goals: 0
Assists: 0
Points: 0
+/- : 0
PIM: 0
Height: 5' 11 and 1/2"
Weight: 70.3 kg
Handed: Right
Position: Any
Status: Healthy
Last 5 Games:
Goals: 0
Assists: 0
Points: 0
+/- : 0
PIM: 0
Aidan Parker
Unfortunately this improviser is on mission in Russia right now and is unable to submit a biography. Even if he did, he wouldn’t be able to tell you anything because “then [he’d] have to kill you”. Unfortunately for him he's been exposed. His cover has been blown via an email containing the following information.
Improviser: Aidan Parker
Hair: Yes
Eyes: Two
Fingers: 10
Improv: Heck yeah!
Following this leak of extremely classified information Mr. Parker has been taken in. UBC improv is currently in negotiations to get him back. The current agreements state that he shall only be allowed out of his cell from 7 to 9pm on certain Fridays in the Scarfe building. Go check him out there.
Improviser: Aidan Parker
Hair: Yes
Eyes: Two
Fingers: 10
Improv: Heck yeah!
Following this leak of extremely classified information Mr. Parker has been taken in. UBC improv is currently in negotiations to get him back. The current agreements state that he shall only be allowed out of his cell from 7 to 9pm on certain Fridays in the Scarfe building. Go check him out there.
Alanna Spence
ALANNA SPENCE
Personal Statement:
I am a proficient mailroom labourer with a passion for industrial-scale correspondence
Career Objective:
Postmaster general
Career Highlights:
Licked 8430 envelopes in one day
Earned bronze-star customer service sticker for work deciphering between “rn” and “m” on an envelope that was addressed in “problem” handwriting.
Technical Skills:
Basic self-taught first aid (primarily paper cuts)
Additional Information:
Have brought muffins to the mailroom every Monday for past three weeks
Personal Statement:
I am a proficient mailroom labourer with a passion for industrial-scale correspondence
Career Objective:
Postmaster general
Career Highlights:
Licked 8430 envelopes in one day
Earned bronze-star customer service sticker for work deciphering between “rn” and “m” on an envelope that was addressed in “problem” handwriting.
Technical Skills:
Basic self-taught first aid (primarily paper cuts)
Additional Information:
Have brought muffins to the mailroom every Monday for past three weeks
Koby Braidek
This is Koby Braidek's first season as General Manager of the Montréal Canadiens. He'd like to welcome all of the new 2014/2015 coaching staff and players to the Canadiens, and thank those previously involved in the organization for the warm welcome he received. Most of all, he'd like to thank the fans for their undying love and support for the hockey club, as without them the team wouldn't be possible. He's looking forward to taking his improv experience to the ice by signing fast-paced, impulsive style players to the team. Habs for cup!
Maddy Kelly
A plucky young girl from the right side of the tracks, Maddy Kelly looks for love, stardom and a quality spicy scallop roll in all the wrong places.
Kieran Davey
Kieran was found wandering the forest last summer and seems to have adjusted quite well to the demands of civilization. Although still frightened by loud noises, we are especially proud of his transition to English from his native squirrel speak. If he could bottle a sunset, Kieran would use recycled plastic only. He dreams of opening a Vietnamese food restaurant called “One, Two, Three, Pho” and hopes you will stop by for dinner one day.
Lili Robinson
Lili Robinson likes jazz music, fantasy novels, and other people's houses. She does not like tapioca pudding or the feeling of wet coffee grounds on her hands. Things she is stoked on include UBC Improv, learning to swing dance, and getting to know you, getting to know all about you.
Sophia Larney
Sit back, relax and don’t let your dance pants sag.
Coach: Andrew Chen
Andrew Chen has been teaching Improvisation since 2006. He is a Canadian Comedy Award Nominated Performer, holds his BCom and MFRE from The University of British Columbia, and is an instructor and performer with Instant Theatre Company. He is the Assistant Regional Director for the Canadian Improv Games (Lower Mainland Tournament), a nationally registered charity dedicated to youth skill development, and has been affiliated with the Improv Games since 2002. He has taught improvisation through the Canadian Improv Games, The Improv Camp, UBC Improv and Instant Theatre.
